This is what I think.

My name is Kaithlynn Lake Scott and this is my story.

1) Boys with piercings
- a BIG turn off.

2) Girls with over 6 ex-boyfriends by the age of 14
- cheap.

3) Anyone desperate to be in a relationship whether or not you like the boy/girl
- pathetic.

4) Anyone who just can't live without gossips
- You need to get a life!

5) Use excessive 'like' in conversations
- bimbo.

I'm out of ideas. I'll get back to this post.