Two's a company. Three's a crowd. Four's a party. Five's just too much.

Friend #1: I have something to tell you about Friend #2.

Friend #2: I heard friend #1 has been talking about me.

Friend #3: I think Friend #4 hates me.

Friend #4: I think Friend #3 knows when I'm annoyed.

WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS KIND OF FRIENDSHIP?

I LOVE YOU GUYS TO DEATH BUT WE HAVE GOT TO START BEING HONEST.

I can't keep all your secrets. Seriously. I have my own problems to deal with :'(

and I would be Friend #5 who knows and keeps all the secrets.

Is it up to me to tell them what's been talked about?

Is it up to me to solve all this craziness?

Is it up to me to make us how we used to be?